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While going to visit a friend you find out something needs repairing in her home. You would:
Suggest sources to look into for repairs.
Be supportive, ask how she's feeling.
What are the important factors of living?
Hanging-out with friends and independence.
Friends, family and connectedness with all things in your life.
Accumulating and achieving goals, respect, prestige, and advancement.
Using maps or street directories are:
You need to turn it facing the direction you're heading.
Difficult for you.
Your actions are based on:
Available input and "gut feelings."
A friend discusses a personal problem, you handle this by:
Giving useful suggestions for a better understanding.
Being sympathetic and understanding.
Telling the friend how to fix the problem.
Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with:
Shows you care.
Is an important part of intimacy.
I don't know, I rolled over and go to sleep.
Your lover has put on weight, she says she has put on five pounds. You respond:
Are you sure it wasn't ten?
Hey, its only five pounds and you still look great.
You look perfect to me.
You believe that a feeling man is:
A much needed evolution.
An conflict in terms.
Foreplay equates to sex like:
Meat and potatoes.
Waiting in line for a roller-coaster.
Starting and warming up the engine on a cold day.
When you go to the gym you wear:
Loose gym clothes and a T-shirt.
Coordinated gym clothes.
Anything I can find that doesn't smell.
Men who easily cry, especially in public are:
Courageous and admirable.
I'm not sure what to make of it.
The more sexual partners a man has means:
The more of a man he is.
He may have issues with intimacy.
For a man to turn down the opportunity to have sex means:
He is being discerning.
He's not just interested in sex, but in intimacy.
Do you iron your work-out clothes?
They are "No-Iron."
Do some women mistake you for gay?
I don't think so.
I've been asked.
Have you ever applied a wall treatment?
Either way, I know what it is.
Wall treatment, is that like hanging curtains or pictures?
Yes, I am artistic.
Your lover says she's not feeling sexually satisfied. What do you do?
Being considerate, I look for other ways to please her.
Get a new girlfriend.
Ask what she needs.
How many pairs of footwear do you have?
11 or more.
6 to 10.
5 or less.
Do you own a pink shirt?
No self-respecting man would wear pink.
No, but I would consider it.
Do you brag about your sexual conquests?
Naturally, image is important.
I prefer being discrete, so I don't brag.
Women are partners, not conquests.
On the average how many times a month do you shop?
1 time or less.
2 to 4 times.
More than 4 times.
Its morning, you're still in bed and someone comes to the door, you:
Put on something and answer it.
Look in the mirror, brush your hair, don an outfit, and answer it.
Rollover and hope they go away.
You've just seen a movie with a great car chase scene, you:
Go home fighting the urge to play stunt driver.
Have "Born to be Wild" screaming and the pedal-to-the-metal.
Drive home normally, it was only a movie.
How do you spend your downtime?
Cuddled-up with a good movie and my honey.
A day at the spa pampering yourself.
Beer, babes, and bikes.
A woman you've invited to dinner offers to pay the bill, you:
Graciously accept her kind offer.
Say 'How considerate,' but I invited you and would like to pay.
Say 'You go girl, and I like blueberry pancakes for breakfast.'